Update: This is actually "Jay" Cafasso's resume, but it's the same guy using a million pseudonyms, so who the hell cares.
We'll get to this amazing photograph of him with his hairy back and the military-looking black cord around his neck in a future post with some other interesting things he's adopted in his faux persona as a former military man after really having served only 44 days in the army after being kicked out as 'unsuitable for service'. This man is not only a consommate liar and con artist, he has also bilked people for untold sums of money and credit card fraud. Bear in mind that this is a completely fictitious resume!
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Mr. Cafasso has over twenty-five years of experience as a high hazards emergency response/crisis manager and field logistics specialist and has responded to over 3000 environmental and hazardous materials emergency response operations both domestically and internationally. He is a specialist in shock sensitive and explosive chemical disposal operations, over-the-road hazardous material operations, chemical train derailments, maritime emergency response operations, radiological and biological decontamination's, water purification systems, subsea recovery operations and shipboard and facility emergencies. Mr. Cafasso also specializes in facility and shipboard security operations.
Mr. Cafasso has managed International Humanitarian Relief Operations in Cuba, The Republic of Georgia, Haiti, The Philippines, Cambodia, and the Congo and has appeared in the Times of London, Marine Log Magazine, Maritime Reporter, The Detroit Free Press, The South China Morning Star and a number of other publication. In 1993 he was awarded Who's Who of Global Business Leaders. Mr. Cafasso speaks German and Russian.
Training 40 hour HAZWOPER. Confined Entry, SCUBA Operations, First Aid. Marine Salvage and Underwater Operations. Marine Terminal Operations. LP Gas Fire School. Texas A&M Fire School Industrial and Shipboard Firefighting. API Fire School pipeline emergencies. Newark New Jersey Fire Department Industrial Fire School. USA/OHM Explosive Ordinance Disposal. OHM Shock Sensitive and Explosive Chemical Disposal Course. OHM Heavy Equipment Operators School. Environmental Drill-Rig Safety Course. BOE Chemical Train Derailment School. GPU Nuclear Emergency Safety Operations. Underwater and Airborne Remote Sensing Operations. OSCC Transportation of Dangerous Goods by Sea. OSSC Petroleum Tanker Advance Safety Course. OSSC Chemical Tanker Advance Safety Course Regulatory Knowledge
Mr. Cafasso has a working knowledge of USEPA (air, water, solid and hazardous), CERCLA, DOT, RCRA, USCG, OPA, FEMA, DOD, DOJ, FAR, USOSHA, DOE, DOL, NIOSH, API, ISO, ISM, ICLL, STWC, SOLAS, BIMBO, CMA, ASTM, ICC, FAA, P&I Clubs, ABS, Lloyds, DNV and IMO rules and regulations.
EDUCATION Jersey City State College, Jersey City New Jersey, Bachelor's in Engineering, 1980
WORK HISTORY North American LCC Group, 07/1998 to Present, President, sole proprietor Consults to various maritime and shore based industries in the environment, safety, security and emergency response assessments and operations worldwide as the companies "Qualified Individual or On-scene Director" and manages on a contract bases subsea recovery operations. Oversight of response contractors, oversight of remediation operations and oversight of emergency operations for various maritime and shore based organizations. Other industries include, munitions, chemical, transportation, manufacturing, insurance, maritime and oil industries.
American Marine Corporation, Ossining New York, 02/1996 to 06/1998 Managing Director Managing Director and team leader responsible for the creation of the third largest E Classed Oil Spill Response Organization covering 38 Ports of Call in the United States and was responder of record for 24 maritime shore-based organizations and ship owners. Managed the day to day financial and operational business for the corporation. Was Chief Response Executive for the Corporation
Superior Hazardous Waste Group, Port Washington, Wisconsin, 10/1994 to 01/1996 Regional Business Unit Manager Responsible for all emergency response, underground storage tank removal and remedial sales and oversight. Established the largest marine emergency response joint venture covering the Great Lakes. Created the companies marine services unit. Was first responder for the USCG, Army Corp of Engineers, US Navy, State of Wisconsin and several counties and cites throughout the region.
Handex Corporation, Morganville, New Jersey, 10/1992 to 10/1994 Regional Operations Manager Responsible for 110 employees and the regulatory and operational duties for the companies environmental drilling crews and rigs, the companies petroleum subsurface recovery systems installations crews and equipment specializing in the recovery of contaminated petroleum hydrocarbon waters and soils, prefabrication shop, vehicle maintenance shop, transportation and disposal of petroleum hydrocarbon contaminated soils and waters. Senior trainer responsible for starting the companies in-house health and safety school saving the corporation over $500.000 in outside training expenses.
OH Materials Corporation, Findley, Ohio, 09/1986 to 10/1990 Response Supertendent Responsible for the operations of hazardous materials emergency response teams nationwide and under the USPEAs ERCS Contract. Responded to in-plant emergencies and decontamination's, shipboard spills, chemical train derailments, OTR hazmat operations, shock sensitive and explosive chemical disposal operations, radiation emergencies, UXO operations, oil spills, subsurface remediation's and transportation and disposal.
Delta Steamship Lines, New York, New York, 07/1981 to 09/1986 Regional Director Safety and Security Responsible for the regulatory and operational security, marine safety, marine salvage, fire and spill response and protection for 26 Containerships and crews. Protected all vessels during a major strike by the ILA covering 18 US Ports of Call. Responsible marine emergency response operations worldwide. Company was prime contractor for the Department of Defense.
Atlas Refinery, Newark, New Jersey, 03/1977 to 07/1981 Fire & Safety Chief Responsible for the regulatory, health, safety, security and fire protection of 136 employees and a 100 million dollar medium size chemical company. Trained and managed fully equipped fire brigade and established the first fire mutual aid organization covering over 60 chemical and manufacturing plants in the Ironbound Section of Newark.
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